Great Jigglypuff Sightings of the Past!

Everyone knows and loves the Pokemon. The Pokemon craze has taken the world by storm. Pokemon bring smiles to the faces of children, and put their parents in debt. Pikachu, Charizard, Squirtle, and the rest of the pokemon gang already have video games, toys, a hit series, and the box office hit ?Pokemon: the first movie.?

However, there is a seedy underbelly. An underbelly that Nintendo and Toys R? Us does not want you to see. That underbelly has a name, and that name is Jigglypuff!

?Jiggilypuff!? you say. ?He?s too cute to be bad!? Well, if you think that?. you are an idiot. In this site, I will try to expose the conspiracy surrounding the pink puffy bastard.

The first sighting is innocent enough, but the story behind it will destroy your faith in the singing cutie pie??

In 1979 Jigglypuff performed with Bob Dylan on Saturday Night Live. Dylan invited his favorite pokemon to perform with him after seeing him on the Tonight Show. The show would have been Dylan?s first step into the world of Children?s folk singing. Bob and Puff were to perform the alphabet song. Dylan was tuning his guitar when he got the call that Puff would show up right before the performance. Ten minutes until the performance was supposed to begin, Puff showed, he was coked out of his mind! He stumbled in with a half drunken bottle of wine in one hand, and he was holding the arm of his Crack-whore in the other. Dylan and puff barely got through the Alphabet Song. Dylan did everything he could do not to cry, and puff got the letters wrong?it was a mess. Jigglypuff?s manager claimed he was merely tired from an earlier performance, and the Crack-Whore he was with was actually his sister. In the later airings of the performance, Puff was digitally removed.

This is the first of many stories I will tell you?.Jigglypuff can?t hide his past forever, all the Sex, drugs, and rock n? roll(and even some murder) would have been exposed sooner or later?.